Thursday, March 27, 2014

No Weather At All This Saturday




















It's going to be a wild day for weather today. Temperatures will be at 60 degrees when you wake up but will plummet down to about 22 below zero once the sun comes up. There will most certainly be all three types of precipitation out, so all you rain lovers out there will get your wish.

Friday's weather is contingent upon your location. It's going to be as cold as ice down in Wheeling but blazing hot in the Steubenville area.

There won't be any weather at all on Saturday, as the Earth's atmosphere is scheduled to be down for routine maintenance.

Sunday and Monday's forecasts are the exact same as they always are. On Sunday you can expect to walk around the city without fear of being mugged and people will absolutely break into song with you no matter what tune you sing. Monday is of course Back to Work Day, with scattered bursts of contagious depression and weather that will make you happy when you see Sarah McLachlan come on TV.

From the area's worst team of meteorologists, thanks for choosing OVN for your weekend weather report! Stop back next week!

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