"With each day that passes, our rights as gun owners are slowly being stolen from us," said Brown. "My 21-year-old grandson was asked to show his driver's license when he bought a handgun from Cabela's last week. I will not stand for this sort of injustice."
Although gun regulations are handled individually by state legislatures, Brown, a local janitor for over 30 years, insists that the president is behind Ohio's still unchanged and unrestrictive gun laws.
"This president, this black president does not understand the constitution," Brown added.
Obama, who holds a Juris Doctor in constitutional law from Harvard University and a Bachelor's degree from Columbia University in political science, taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School for 12 years.
Brown will give a two hour long speech on the constitution, which will mostly cover the one-sentence-long Second Amendment. The seminar will also provide information on why the Affordable Care Act, otherwise known as Obamacare is unconstitutional.
"If I shoot a black teenager in Steubenville when he's playing his trash music, I don't want him to have access to health care," said OFWGKTA member Ed Smith. "How's he supposed to learn his lesson?"
Brown says that Obamacare, which was ruled constitutional by the Supreme Court in National Federation of Independent Business v. Sebelius, needs to be brought before the Supreme Court.
"There's no way that the John Roberts Supreme Court would allow this atrocity to continue," he said. "Roberts was appointed by Bush."Brown showed us a student ID card (right) that he says proves that the president is in fact a foreigner named Barry Soetoro. He was thrilled when we told him what the ID card really meant. Given that Obama graduated in 1983 and Columbia University introduced digital ID cards in 1996, it means that Obama is literally a time traveler and thus not eligible to be president.
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