Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Valley Gets Ready For LSD Trip, Reverse Weather Day and Planned Tornado


It's shaping up to be another wacky weekend in the Ohio Valley. Everybody is dropping acid Thursday, so the weather on that day is going to vary from person to person. As long as you go in with a positive attitude, you'll have a great time!

Friday's weather is going to provide the Valley with a rare treat. Rain will come up from the ground and fly back into the clouds and wind will blow upward as well. The high temperature will be 27 degrees and the low temperature will be 75, while the sun will be out during the night! Reverse weather only happens once every 42.7 trillion years, so you'll want to remember this one!

Bellaire got permission from the federal government to launch a planned tornado on Saturday. The plan is for the tornado to blow all the litter away from the Ohio Valley. The effects will be felt all across the Valley, so hold on to something tight!

On Sunday, you're going to win the lottery, so who gives a Flying J about the weather? That song from Legally Blonde will suit you on Sunday.

Too bad you have to go back to work on Monday. It's going to suck. The coffee machine in the break room is going to break (ironic, right?), and that idiot you work with is going to ask you to proofread his stupid novel again.

As always, Ohio Valley News has got your back, bro! Tune in for next week's 5 day forecast!

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