WHEELING - During morning announcements, it's not uncommon for students of Wheeling Central Catholic High School to be greeted by a peculiar voice."Dungrow vos tunglitu reshnitz," the voice announced this morning. "Qornis poz nuuten sar."
At first, students and teachers thought the voice was simply a joke from principal Rebecca Sancomb.
"Honestly, you should hear her sometimes in the morning before she's had her coffee," said English teacher A.J. Bucon. "I swore she was just doing the voice herself before I heard it when she was in the same room."
Thomas Connor of IBEW 141, an electricians union, insists that the school's wiring is to blame, but Monsignor Gene Ostrowski disagrees.
"It's those daggone Wiccans from Linsly again," Ostrowski said. "They cast a curse upon our school and now this demon has made his home in our PA system."
The monster has been named 'Chad' by students, and is fond of playing 'Boom Clap' by Charli XCX around lunch time.
"Tuzzok ku relitov anuzilis vos lyr, Boom Clap desreton Charli XCX," the demon happily announces before playing the song.
"It really wouldn't be that bad," said student Mary Beth Newsome. "But it's the only song that thing plays. Sometimes he plays it up to three times a day."
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