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RAYLAND -- The Buckeye Local school board voted earlier today to take extreme measures to improve student safety. Starting this year, lethal booby traps will be placed throughout the high school.
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RAYLAND - Following the school district's annual midyear sorting ceremony, Buckeye Local superintendent Mark Miller says that this year's freshman class includes a larger-than-usual number of Gryffindors.
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Strange Voice on Wheeling Central PA System
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WHEELING - It's the latest internet craze, and officials at the Ohio Valley Medical Center are wondering if anyone is going to try it. According to Dr. Harrison Purple, videos are going to start popping up of teens injecting themselves with the deadly virus.
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WEIRTON - In an effort to reduce the risk of students drinking and driving at this year's prom, Weir High decided to step things up a notch. Susan Smith, superintendent for the Hancock County School District, said that standard mock accidents generally don't get the point across to students.
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CARROLLTON - Parents and students in Carrollton say that their school's system of weather delays is confusing and inconvenient. The school district is the only one in Ohio that issues a series 15-minute delays instead of the standard 2-hour delay.
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MARTINS FERRY - The Belmont County Sheriff's Department said they had arrested Jim Fogle, principal of Anna Marie Ayers Elementary School, after discovering that he was sending risque text messages to the school building.
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STEUBENVILLE - To the dismay of environmentalist liberals and insane conspiracy theorist conservatives, Eastern Gateway Community College (EGCC) accepted a federal grant on Monday to build the world's largest particle accelerator. The college won a raffle sponsored by the US Department of Education, where it beat out other candidates such as Carnegie Mellon University and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT).
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RAYLAND—12-year-old Michael Kowalski was reportedly executed by guidance counselors at Buckeye Local High School on Monday morning. School officials say that the 7th grader called his teacher an inappropriate name during class.
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STEUBENVILLE - Proper rest and relaxation is the key to getting ahead in life, hip-hop artist Snoop Dogg told students at the Franciscan University of Steubenville. He addressed a crowd of 500 students on Monday at the Finnegan Fieldhouse about the importance of social skills and dealing with the calamities of everyday life.
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Local School Regrets Using The Hunger Games as Play
ST CLAIRSVILLE - Principal Jim Rocchi says that he "made a terrible mistake" when he let the music teacher adapt Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games into a school play. Parents of children at St. Clairsville Elementary School say that their kids were forced to brutally mutilate one another in front of a terrified audience.
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Weir High Students Receive Handguns
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Shadyside Threatens Sending Students to China
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Edison Replaces Buses With Bikes
RICHMOND - In an effort to cut costs and reduce emissions, Edison Local School District is discontinuing its school bus program. Instead, students will be provided with school-owned bicycles.
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Old Dillonvale High School Sold to North Korea
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College Students Receive Award for Helping Drunk Girl
STEUBENVILLE - A party in the Franciscan University of Steubenville's Padua Hall got a little crazier than the hosting students originally anticipated, with many people gatecrashing the party and bringing more beer. By the end of the night, a girl who had attended the party fell unconscious in the bathroom.
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West Virginia Schools Fight Weight Loss
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Student Brings Scissors to School
WHEELING - Tragedy was narrowly averted earlier today when a young girl walked into Madison Elementary School armed with a pair of Fiskars Junior Scissors. This near-disaster takes place with the tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary still fresh in our minds.
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Buckeye Local Faces Lawsuit Over Logo
RAYLAND - Mark Miller, superintendent for the Buckeye Local school district, says that the school board was sent a cease and desist order concerning their new logo. The letter was sent from Anheuser-Busch Companies, Inc. and claims that if the school does not change their logo, legal action will be taken.
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