STEUBENVILLE - Proper rest and relaxation is the key to getting ahead in life, hip-hop artist Snoop Dogg told students at the Franciscan University of Steubenville. He addressed a crowd of 500 students on Monday at the Finnegan Fieldhouse about the importance of social skills and dealing with the calamities of everyday life."Sometimes you gotta be careful not to overload yourself you know?" said Dogg. "Sometimes you just gotta let loose, man."
At the beginning of the speech, Mr. Dogg caused many in attendance to gasp as he lit a joint at the podium. The commotion eventually settled down as the smoke saturated the atmosphere.
"See dude, that's exactly what I'm talking about," he said as school officials exchanged shocked looks. "Ya'll are losing your minds over some stupid [stuff]."
Dogg said that students were given a rare opportunity that is not offered to everyone.
"You guys got to realize that college is the only time in your life where you get to experiment," he said. "You're supposed to be learning, so try new things. Sometimes you can learn new things by looking at stuff from a different perspective."
Dogg explained that by taking LSD, students could open their brains to different methods of critical thinking. He also explained that smoking cannabis would help the students overcome their social shortcomings.
"Look man, you'll start talking a lot more when you get a doobie going around the room," he said. "You'll all laugh together and just get along better. It's the perfect ombudsman, get it?"
The now-stoned crowd thought the pun was hilarious.
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