OVN Local Medley Issue #3

• Road crews are cleaning up on Route 2 in Brooke County after a Water Transport truck spilled water all over the road.

• Sistersville Mayor Dave Fox is resigning from office, saying he can't deal with the boredom any longer.

• Hopedale Elementary school was evacuated today after a bomb threat written in crayon was found in a restroom.

• An illegal dump site is still being cleaned up in Dillonvale. However, authorities can not seem to stop people from returning to the site to defecate.

• A new study done in Jefferson County shows that children don't like being screamed at after all.

• Joseph Yurigan, operator of the Weirton Chiropractic Center and the Wheeling Spine Center, was sentenced to two years in prison for practicing chiropractic therapy on unsuspecting pedestrians.

• 16 Jalontay Johnson will be tried as an adult after he accidentally stabbed his friend 25 times in a game of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey' gone wrong.

• A Tyler County man is being accused of chasing his family around the house with a can of Axe deodorant. His wife and children say their right to smell bad was infringed.

• Liverpool Township was awarded a $30,000 grant to repair John Campbell Road. The road has been impassable for 5 years, leaving at least eight families completely cut off from the outside world. Trustee Karl Kontnier says the rest of Columbiana County is welcome to gamble on whether or not the people are even still alive.

• Wellsville fire chief Bill Smith's certification has come into question after his questionable firefighting techniques became public. A viral video shows Smith attempting to put out a house fire by peeing on it.

• New data shows that West Virginia schools are successfully failing math and science classes as planned. Child support and  home brewing scores are at an all-time high.